Posted 9 hours ago

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)

Posted 9 hours ago
  1. book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  2. book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  3. book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  4. book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  5. book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  6. book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  7. book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD
Posted 9 hours ago

fauxmexican:

imnotreallymexican:

what the hell is meow chat

this url, i like it. 

Posted 10 hours ago

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

image

image

(Source: alienfucks)

Posted 11 hours ago

I really want a tattoo..

Posted 13 hours ago

james-hannan:

One take, one mic, cause i only had a few minutes 

Posted 13 hours ago

youngblackandvegan:

akbrrdatt:

thinksquad:

"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson

This is the world we live in.

just awful

Posted 13 hours ago

half of the time I’m like why does anyone even look at me let alone talk to me I’m such a loser, but then the other half I’m like none of you are even close to being on my level bow down to your overlord I am a fucking rockstar

Posted 13 hours ago

slapdancing:

imnotreallymexican:

what the hell is meow chat

Cat discussions

thanks

Posted 14 hours ago

what the hell is meow chat